In-Con Sequential Art
Monday
Mar302015

ZomBounce ["Bounce" Parody]

Bounce from the game, seeing red but up ahead
Plow the Batmobile right into an uprising of the dead
It's spooky to the core, spray and pray with shotguns rocking
They'll make your head a splode when Fremont's zombies are a'walkin'

MC-3PO, Jess Hart, clears the range for us three
Ghosts the undead looming most dangerously
Cosplay, Steve Perry, not shrinking from this journey
Packin' two full shotguns under blazer and a derby

And Bill Beats is taking shots, mows down zombies like a lawn
From the High Dive to the Nectar Lounge we're trying to get gone
One in the neck with a machete – we get a lot done with brawn
And all of us kick it ballistic, fatalistic on the carrion

Slash and hack, no looking back, shots clack-clack to dead rising
Pugilistic misadventures of Romero-esque devising
Shot by shot, just like Ash, boomsticks goin’ blammo
Got to cock it for another round – shit, we’re out of ammo!

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
Gotta BOUNCE – like an el Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball from the brothers Mario

Death*Star against the horde, we’re surrounded and we’re on our own
Vocal pleas for rescue overwhelmed by the zombie groan
Wail like a banshee, but there’s nothing left to run for
So put your hands together for the Shamblers of Nerdcore

Skulking to the stage like broken marionettes
Howling into mics about the corpse-film quartet
George A. Romero, Sam Raimi, Tom Savini
And Lucio Fulci cookin’ up some brain linguine

We’re droppin’ phat rhymes even though our lips are septic
The horde is riled and in a panic, kickin’ like they’re epileptic
All electric, apopletic, got ‘em dancin’ to the Thriller
Bodies rotting like it’s Chiller – all killer, no filler

After all is said and done, we’re left disarrayed and drained
Deadites clamoring for more, Death*Star yammering for BRAINS
See the dead girls swooning for our dear departed ditties
So we hobble to the bar with dead bitches with big titties

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
Gotta BOUNCE – like an el Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball from the brothers Mario