In-Con Sequential Art
Friday
Nov112011

Social Apothecary

Allow myself to introduce my sell
A charm-kissed pharmacist with a tale to tell
Crossed the paths of many heroes on the road to fail
One portentous purchase and our paladin prevails
I’m in sales, but I don’t run a retail location
Find it easier to egress in my chosen vocation
When the chips are down and the odds are high
See me standing in the shadows with a way to get by
Twist your tragedy to triumph, turn your want to win
Turn the tables on the terribles, much to their chagrin
I’m the edge that you’re after, I’m the shine to your slice
Pure perfection proffered promptly at a premium price
I move a medley of mushrooms from red to green
Market many Maru Maris and a mingling of beams
I peddle in potions that protect and parry
I’m known to some – but not to many – as a Social Apothecary

I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed
I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed


Path to my victory paved with good intentions
Whispers and mentions of skill boost inventions
Procurements for the progress of this paladin’s quest
Go from bastard to the best, become better than blessed
Cape feather got me flyin' high, I'm feelin' invincible
Take a Star hit flashing shiny and colorful
So beautiful in this Hammer Brother Suit
Indestructible collecting 'shrooms and loot (loot loot)
Gold coins for a fire flower Friday
Super Saturday spent stoned in a big way
Big World always seems to outsize me
Humongous on fungus, go from shyguy to MC
It’s easy, get hooked on the success
Princess and riches lead to strung-out excess
Picking battles to prove my powerful prowess
Addicted to the caress of my countless conquests

I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed
I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed


E-Pack? Big stack. 'Cause I’ve got a mega need
Screw Attack? Got your back, satisfaction guaranteed
Spirit balls? Got ‘em all, Altered Beast for the masses
Hit the pow, hit the pow; knock ‘em flat on their asses
Spread shot? Why not? Go from 3 to 30
Power pellet? Yeah, I sell it. Ghost ridin’ dirty
Heart container? No-brainer. Gotta keep me alive
Red elixir, I’m your fixer, now you’re gonna revive

The great responsibilities that comes with power
Tend to tower over my abilities, so I devour
Sweet to sour, to defeat varieties of missions laid at my feet
I’ll acquiesce to my addiction before I accept defeat

Pleased to make your acquaintance, I’m sure you’ll journey far
Always ready with a remedy or power-up star
Though the rates may change and the wares may vary
You will find what you need with a Social Apothecary

I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed
I'm a Social Apothecary, dealin' enchantments
Got the power-up items for performance enhancement
To exceed in the deed, yeah, I got what you need
Won't mislead, true indeed guaranteed to succeed