In-Con Sequential Art
Friday
Feb122010

Sixteen-Bit Candles

 

Listen up - cuz it’s somebody’s birthday

Gonna tear it up with MC-3PO & C0splay

Raise a glass - you’re another year of age

Stop being a wallflower, get your ass on the stage

 

It’s your day - so expect to get attention

Drink it up now, I hear tomorrow’s your intervention

You got gifts - probably cake

Show some gratitude and give your money maker a shake

 

Another year and you’re still lookin’ good

3P would tap that like mana tonight if he thought he could

Who’d expect you’d be aging like wine?

Guy or girl we all admit we still think your ass is fine

 

You’re a big fan and we appreciate

But it’s time for you to shine now you big piece of nerd bait

We got love to give - we’re duly sworn

To bust a rhyme in celebration of the day you were born

 

Birthday shout outs, hands up, no doubt

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what it’s all about

Raise your glass of wine, raise your mug of beer

We won’t get to do this again for another year

 

You made the wise choice to celebrate with Death*Star

A hug from C0splay, 3P smokes a cigar

Sharpie at the ready and the crowd can rejoice

Cuz we intend to autograph the body part of our choice

 

A few laughs - a few drinks too many

Find your drunk ass downing hash browns in a booth at Denny’s

And there we’ll be, pickin’ up the tab

You and two fatties in the back of a yellow cab

 

You're crazy trashed, but it's really not an issue

If you weep into your beer someone will hand you a tissue

We’ll hold your hair back if you throw up in the alley

It’s your birthday, could be time to self-boot and rally

 

So gather up your presents and step to the beat

Dance like we’re not watching, it's just you and your feet

Our gift's a big wet kiss, so give your lips a pucker

Happy birthday from Death*Star you sexy motherfucker

 

Birthday shout outs, hands up, no doubt

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what it’s all about

Raise your glass of wine, raise your mug of beer

We won’t get to do this again for another year

 

Birthday shout outs, hands up, no doubt

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what it’s all about

Raise your glass of wine, raise your mug of beer

We won’t get to do this again for another year

 

Birthday shout outs, hands up, no doubt

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what it’s all about

Raise your glass of wine, raise your mug of beer

We won’t get to do this again for another year