In-Con Sequential Art
Friday
Mar202015

Shell of a Good Time

'Cause it’s a shell of a good time
Shielding mankind
From all the Foot crime
We’re on the hood grind
Keeping ya safe from the home of the waste
Evil never escapes with my bros on the case

Shell it out -- we're hittin' hard and goin' extra loud
Ask around; the teenage turtle brothers make the master proud
Cut the chatter cuz the banter got me goin' mad
Battle plannin' ain't my style, that shit ain't even rad

So settle down and let it go, shut your mouth and let's roll
Like cruisin' for a bruisin' and I'm ready to go
Party, nunchuks, fight, lyrics
Pizza, bitches, ninja spirits

(bong rip) Orange bandana
Don't give a fuck, cuz nunchucks is swingin' like a hammer
I'm the planner; leader Leo lives to give you the blues
Swing the coup de gras katanas; that's a shiv you can use

Crack the brews, cuttin' through you, set to hobble the Foot
With all the Rube Gold contraptions I can cobble and cook
'Bout to topple your rook with my science and violence
Yeah, I put 'em all down with that violent science


 'Cause it’s a shell of a good Time
Shielding mankind
From all the Foot crime
We’re on the hood grind
Keeping ya safe from the home of the waste
Evil never escapes with my bros on the case

 Fly science, Baxter Stockman, steady as it rock, man
Always on the clock and I'm tickin' while I'm talkin'
Rockin' with the beat like cowabunga
Fuckin' with the street like I'm so radical

Punkin' the Feet like cowabunga
Chillax on that blunt and take a weed sabbatical
Let's smoke bomb put these bitches in the ground
So weapon up, we'll shut it down without a sound

UNGH! Never choke when we smoke ol' snakeweed
Nothin' spoke, villians smote, and we skate free
And we stay green, chillin' Santana
Buildin' things -- purple bandana

Four shots for the quatro and ouzo knocks me
Warmin' up like the heat on my Oroku Sake
Shell shock me, I'm off, G; I rock the d-drink
Gonna cover the whole city in my Octopus Ink

'Cause it’s a shell of a good time

Shielding mankind
From all the Foot crime
We’re on the hood grind
Keeping ya safe from the home of the waste
Evil never escapes with my bros on the case

Level-headed, well-read, and I'm keepin' it Rocksteady
Life with a soft walk, got my stick cocked, ready
'Cause I will clock any mouser or mutant
Professor of pain, and you're enrolled as my student

Shellhead westsider, spittin' that fire
Got a lowrider Neutrino flyer
I ain't scared of Shredder; he just breaks my weed up
April roll my blunts while Venus hold my feet up

Bravado ain't shit if there ain't no action
Let me drop Foot so we gain some traction
Rainin' down on bitches like I'm heaven to mana
Breakin' shit -- red bandana

I enact the tactics; I'm the kung fu planner
I attack with back kicks -- blue bandana
Cold sama-ride on the villains who devour
Final hour, ninjas cower in the face of turtle power


'Cause it’s a shell of a good time
Shielding mankind
From all the Foot crime
We’re on the hood grind
Keeping ya safe from the home of the waste
Evil never escapes with my bros on the case