In-Con Sequential Art
Thursday
Mar192015

Master of the Universe

Never really got a lot of shine during class
No worries, no hurry; I'll get mine herre at last
After school, hangin' cool on the action figure tip
Prince Adam on another stratum, Power Sword equipped
Cuz I'm the real deal, homey; not another Fakor
Quakin' up the Rock Lords and shockin' out the Snake Horde
Flow back interstellar hero with Zodak
No slack cut for baddie Blade the Kojak
I got the power, hour after hour, scour lawful
Eternia's murderers, Two-Bad and Clawful
It's awful, I ROFL, teaming Stratos and Ram Bam
Versus Grizzlor and Stinkor, I'm a warrior bad man
Hordak with the Rohrshach mask, but it's so clear, oh
On Modulok I never stop, I'm both prince and the hero
I'm the son of the King and an astronaut from Earth
In second grade I'm super-lame, but I'm a Champion since birth

I’m a Master of the Universe
In a world where I cannot be hurt
In a world where I defeat the worst
In a world where I am chosen first

I’m a Master of the Universe
In a world where my role is reversed
In a world where my life isn’t cursed
In a world where I cannot be hurt

There wasn't much for this gentle touch
Shoved in the sludge on the daily, I been guilty of weakness and they judge
Peers wouldn't hear me neither whimper or shout
Every day I'd pray for 3 to come, just so I could get out
Couldn’t fight in my world, but I found a battlefield
Eternia to save as the He-Man, I’m its dappled shield
I was the hero, the prince, so say we all
Fight until my dying breath with the power of Grayskull
An ear box for Tri-klops, I knew how painful they were
With Stratos at my side, tackle any man, Beast or Mer
Man-at-Arms wistanding harm, assuring my success
And Battlecat never let me cringe over endless bullied threats
Never a coward with my Sword of Power
My conflicts orchestrated ‘til the morning hours
And when the guts are rubber, and the plastic the gore
I’ll be the one at the fore, fighting the great monster Skeletor

I’m a Master of the Universe
In a world where I cannot be hurt
In a world where I defeat the worst
In a world where I am chosen first

I’m a Master of the Universe
In a world where my role is reversed
In a world where my life isn’t cursed
In a world where I cannot be hurt