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Friday
Feb122010

Looking for Group

I'm a beat poet, and you know just how I flow it
I got heart, I show it, but the ladies they forgo it
Spend so much time alone, my right arm looks like a thigh
Got a werewolf on my palm and glaucoma in my eye
I'm lookin' for a girl who likes novels and the Internet
Who's not afraid to admit that indie rappers get her wet
Sure, I got heart, but my heart hates uggos
Dealin' on the hard daily with my single life struggles
Got a wife, great, can't get girls to look my direction
Been so damn long Golden Girls pops my erection
Erector set in my pants, dust off my unused protection
I'm not looking for an orgy, just fairer sex affection
I’m being honest, I ain’t got game
I ain’t been laid since Corey Feldman hung with Corey Haim
Easy money's always welcome, easy women are a prize
But her access code's denied if she's not easy on the eyes

I got MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
L33T Gaming Rig With High End Frills
No One Can Approach Me On 360 PS3 And On The Wii I'm Undefeated
Do You Recognize Me
MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
High On The List Of Nerdcore Thrills
But When It Comes To Girlies I Get Squirrelly Then I'll Surely
Become Surly Cause They Never Seem To Recognize Me

Looks like I'm going nowhere, stuck like Luke on Tatooine
Seems like you're my only hope, please no yellow laser beam
I don't think it's much to ask, so if you're up for the task
Be my Sailor Moon, and I'll be your Tuxedo Mask
We'd have late night games of turn based oral
The sum of 23 and 46 calculates my immoral
Math equation, be my denominator
Just a fraction of my passion, will you swallow my remainder
I'm the player with mad skills who shoots directly for the head
I'm the slayer, when they face me, everybody ends up dead
Speak a prayer, on your knees, at the base of your bed
A soothsayer, see you tangled in my Zelda bedspread
I'm hung like a donkey looking for a little ass
The kinda woman that will shed her garments in a Honey flash
I'm like a LAN party girl, I can go all night
Winter may be cumming, but it's not my final fight

I got MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
L33T Gaming Rig With High End Frills
No One Can Approach Me On 360 PS3 And On The Wii I'm Undefeated
Do You Recognize Me
MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
High On The List Of Nerdcore Thrills
But When It Comes To Girlies I Get Squirrelly Then I'll Surely
Become Surly Cause They Never Seem To Recognize Me

For real, you think it's Christian and Roxanne
But I'm Cyrano and you leave with another man
So Roxanne, put on the red dress
You could be his call girl or you can be my princess
Really, ladies, it's just us on stage
Scraping by on Eggo Waffles and on minimum wage
I look at you all alone a wallflower at the bar
Little do you know I've just made you my pr0n star
Sure we'd hold hands, spend time chatting feelings
Romantic evenings out, caviar, glass of Riesling
Someone speaking, want a lady in the streets, freak in the bedroom
I'm a freak all day,  public sex, during afternoon rush hour, but a sour
Taste in my mouth cause you can't see past D20  figure it out
Geeks make the best lovers, best boyfriends by far
Don't deny me a ride, just cause I don't have a car

I got MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
L33T Gaming Rig With High End Frills
No One Can Approach Me On 360 PS3 And On The Wii I'm Undefeated
Do You Recognize Me
MMO Bills, Tabletop Skills
High On The List Of Nerdcore Thrills
But When It Comes To Girlies I Get Squirrelly Then I'll Surely
Become Surly Cause They Never Seem To Recognize Me

3P ... Cosplay  - You've Got Mail -

Things have been so barren got a memo from my dick
Said take me on vacation, P.S no fat chicks