In-Con Sequential Art
Wednesday
Apr152015

I Put My Penis in Your Cousin

I put my penis in your cousin, give her my dirty half-dozen
Three rubbers, ain't no bun get in that oven
Sweet lovin', maple syrup lubricates this emcee
From where I put my penis in your family tree
I'm showin' up at your family reunion, sing a new tune
Siren seductor, soon enough you'll know just who I'm doin'
Straight croonin', debonaire, win her heart and head, boom!
Sweep her off her feet so we can meet back in your bedroom
You and me, we'll be closer than brothers
Or maybe father and son since I'm not done with your mother
Once removed, twice shy, that's not as far as it goes
Why do you think your grandmother is so damn glad that I showed?
I know, I know you feel anxiety, but brother, chill out
Your aunt and I have been discussing what this tension's about
It makes you feel creepy and angry, I won't say that it doesn't
But don't be so damned concered about my penis in your cousin

I put my penis in your cousin (I put it inside her)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin  (over and over)
I put my penis in your cousin (in a repetetive motion)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin 

I put my penis in your cousin (yeah, your relation)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin
I put my penis in your cousin (that's hot)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin (it's a little like I'm fucking you)

Cause your cousin’s got that bubble, on the double; double-take, gonna make her and I a little trouble
And for me she’s got a puddle at the couple of her legs, and she begs for us to slide beyond the snuggle
Gotta get her down under, then it’s Yahoo! Serious, what a wonder
Woman with the thunder; I’m Wolverine, she’s Storm, and I’ll rip her asunder
With my big hard hammer; Fillion her holes like I’m fresh from the slammer
And now in a manner of speaking, you and are a freakin' family; Bruce Banner
Hulk out on that pretty little body, getting bawdy, cause I’m rowdy just like Roddy up in her skirt
Then we gonna do it doggy (DOOBY DOOOOO!) 'cause that broad she gonna rob me, gonna make a nerd work
Never need to jerk, she never leave a drop remaining - Never gonna stop me straining, 
wanted me to stop proclaiming - Profaning while we’re procreating
Now son, you’re not mine, cause when I had your mommy double wrapped with a condom
Problem?  Don’t make me Sam Becket deck you, boy I keep it Quantum
Of Solace but I’ll let your cousin polish my double oh seven, till it’s Dr. Ooooo
Orgasm after orgasm, just saying, I fucked your cousin, thought you oughtta know

I put my penis in your cousin (I put it inside her)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin  (over and over)
I put my penis in your cousin (in a repetetive motion)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin 

I put my penis in your cousin (yeah, your relation)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin
I put my penis in your cousin (that's hot)
I put my pe-he-he-he-henis in your cousin (it's a little like I'm fucking you)