Wednesday, April 22, 2015 at 01:21PM
We were honored and priviledged and lucky as fuck to be asked to collab with MegaRan & Richie Branson on this track from The Ghouls 'n' Ghosts EP. If you've never heard it, go listen here.
Yo, took a trip outta state like I often do
Got a tweet from a homie I hadn't been talkin' to
In about a year -- give or take -- told him when I get a break
If it isn't late, we should break, get a steak
Had a couple beers, I could hardly handle it
Had a nice hotel, he told me to cancel it
Offered me a couch and all the amenities
Full fridge and how rude it would've been of me
To not accept that; so I committed in a minute
Not knowin' it would look like a cyclone hit it
Prolly should have pre-screened it, can't believe it
'Cause no way I would agree to stay if I had seen it
Reach my hand in the fridgerator, cold terror fraught
That food? Did it move? Mold baring thought?
Old barren spot, seemed to be a safe place
Till I saw a flower pot filled with, nuclear waste?
Losing my taste, so I exit to the lavatory
More like laboratory, stylized Edward Gorey
Wish this was a horror story, staring at the john
No soap, ooze down the mirror, and the toilet paper’s gone
Leanin' tower of pizza crates disease the place
And freeze your face to gag on that regurgi-taste
And human waste; roaches like sandanistas
Livin' off the penicillin poppin' out the pizza
Eau de toilette overflowin', reptile brain knowin'
That you'll go insane if you knew what was growin'
In the sink, stop and think about the state of the kitchen
Spores in the air turn your hair green and get your skin itchin'
Yo, why the microwave gotta be outta order?
Nothin' in the fridge but expired Borden
Creatures in the kitchen; call the game warden
Roaches got me jumpin' higher than Michael Jordan
Look to my left, caught a glimpse of four snails
Chillin' on a piece of pizza so stale
Huh; my situation's so fail
I'd rather stay the night at Norman Bates' motel
Yo, the most disgusting, foul, unclean,
Repugnant living space that I had ever seen
Was not only before my eyes, but where I had to sleep at
These cats shoulda got some feedback; peep that
Piece of cheese that appears to be growing mold on it
That didn't stop two rats from fighting over it
Gotta catch a flight at 6:30
And I can't leave, but I can't believe dude's spot is this dirty
Yo, now I'm really trippin'
Bedroom condition is even worse than the kitchen
They really need to vaccuum with precision
'Cause I just stubbed my toe on a fingernail clipping
Decisions: do I run or stay?
'Cause I really don't think I can stand another day
Of tryin' to stay awake; Why? 'Cause I'm afraid
Of dozin' off and becoming bedbug prey
Cockroaches battlin’ rats on the linoleum flats
Brrap-brrap! Rodents rockin’ Raid gats
The damn cat went wild feastin’ on the moldy garbage
Flippin’ out feral turnin’ clutter into carnage
Fungus spores the size of grapes
From the mushrooms on the window flowin’ out like drapes
For Pete’s sake! Wait a minute, where the heck is Pete?!
The trash rolled up around him to get something to eat!
As a fat guy, normally besmitten by a kitchen
Find fixin’, finger lickin, but I’m horrified and sickened
White grippin’ at the livin’ drippin’ organisms sittin’
In the fridgerator, see you later, shaken just a smidgen
Trippin’ over myself to evacuate my bladder
No laggard but haggard, hopes shattered by your malodorous matter
Funky fumes of scat or splatter, feline pitter patter?
Nope! A Gross of cat cadavers, crowd of cockroaches scatter