In-Con Sequential Art
Tuesday
Mar102015

Haterade

Intro:

C: I don't know about this song. It seems so... hateful.
3: So? I hate everything.
C: You do not!
3: I hate you.
C: That's just mean. And some of this stuff seems like it's about us.
3: Shut the fuck up and rap, C0splay.

Pride and faith lost on the human race 
Respect has gone away, ignorance took its place
Truth’s replaced with so much empty space
Reflection’s darkest day, rather criticize and waste

You only look through your feeds to see your tags and your mentions
1000 views ain’t 15 minutes, it’s not even a second
Speak with authority on subject matter to rooms unattended
Net nefarious whose nametag means he comes when he’s beckoned

Talking tough on Twitter and thugging like 50 Cent
Taking credit on Reddit for all the fucks you ain't spent
You're just a bandwidth barbarian,  you brag and you boast
You hard as butter, bitch, don't make me spread your ass on my toast

Selfie satisfied pride whore adored by the masses
Superman shirt with a pair of Clark Kent glasses
Nerd or not, what you’ve got, well with time it passes
Cut the Vine, LinkedIn's fine but focus more on your classes

Your probiotic little diet's cruelty-free and concise
Beginning eager vegan beaver giving credit to Christ
Or Buddha; nice, check out your Linux box, raspberry pi slice
You ran a marathon? Go run another; be useless twice

Drive-thru dine, consume the unrefined
Please don’t socialize, just a waste of time
Sign online, defame and then malign
Prime time to close your eyes, everything will be just fine

You're a pine-riding pundit taking Tumblr to task
Hooked on your own agenda's splendor, social stumbler; who asked?
You got the facts to suit your fiction's addiction to politiction
A predilection for pedantics, can't stand it, so suck my diction

Shut the fuck up, with all your commentary squabbles
Your virtual venom typed while you sip from the bottle
Of superior attitude, a crying changeling often coddled 
Got an infanticide conviction for the baby trolls I throttle

I’m disgusted by the busted social rusted rude whiners
Not obsessed or impressed by dilettantes who dine designer
Largesse of the finer who’d eschew the greasy diner
When it comes to their palette, urban spoon's the definer

You goon and grin and get the gist; you geek the net esoteric
Your fuckin' jokes are so inside your handshake's alphanumeric
Slingin' slang from your chain gang and busting into hysterics
And I can't bear it; no one cares! You nerd so fucking generic!

Pride and faith lost on the human race 
Respect has gone away, ignorance took its place
Truth’s replaced with so much empty space
Reflection’s darkest day, rather criticize and waste

So pull your eyes from your Pinterest, and engage in the living
Your net presence is great, but for the fucks no one's giving
You’re buried deep in yourself, and you can’t see what you’re missing
You’re up your ass to your belt, can’t hear the words that you’re shitting

Fighting forever for your rights and wrongs you swear that you've suffered
Demanding buffers, trigger warnings, keep the objectionable covered
Or victim blaming, slut shaming, misogynistic gaming mother-
Fucking laming and flaming, move on and make your skin tougher

Obsessing messily, testing my tolerance for your fetish
For British culture, voracious vulture who dines on dwarves reddish
And adders black; their wit's so dry, Americans just don't get it
That mublecore mediocrity maintains middling comic credit

Can’t stand your event spams, no fan of your page
Can’t plan to attend your band’s show, not on limited wage
Never respond to your invites, don’t wish to watch you on stage
Fucker, you’re not even in my state, stop rattling my cage

CLICK CLICK BOOM

Drive-thru dine, consume the unrefined
Please don’t socialize, just a waste of time
Sign online, defame and then malign
Prime time to close your eyes, everything will be just fine