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Friday
Apr172015

Cadillac Rollin' Fat [Billy the Fridge Live Version feat. Death*Star]

Death*Star has carried on a longtime love affair with our Seattle sibling Billy the Fridge, and sometimes when we're lucky enough to do a show together he lets us guest on "Cadillac Rollin' Fat". When we do, this is what we say.

We get those old skools because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Then get that soul food because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Whips use the most fuel because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Do what we s’posed to because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat

Evel Knievel, body shaped like a Weeble
Wobble my bobble head 'cause I’m causin’ an upheaval
See you’ll never see me 'cause I’m shiny in this Caddy
Fatty through the drive thru, a triple beef patty
Doesn’t matter that I’m fatter than a bowl of butter batter
In this bowler I’m a baller, you can call me Fat Hatter
Hold up, see us anglin’ down the avenue
Rollin’ 16, 18, 22 skidoo
Got a liter of Pepsi and a forty of Schlitz
Bouncin’ on the hydraulics shakes my jiggly bitz
Lack wits, lack money, but you know I got game
Hop in the back with the Mack girl -- you know my name
Buxom little biddy, goin’ down like a Blow Pop
Don’t stop, 'cause I gots ta get my nuts off
Extra chunky crew, stick together like Jif
Maybe later hit the Lusty Lady, get a little stiff

We get those old schools because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Then get that soul food because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Whips use the most fuel because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Do what we s’posed to because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat

Roll bounce in the Caddy, getting' chatty
Pony keg 'tween my legs, pourin' beer for my fatties
Who's your daddy? Ravenous like a shark
Shocks stressin' so bad every speed bump sparks
 
We cruise about twenty, we count up our money
Got enough to put something in the tummy
Pizza girl brings the hunger and lust
I'm packin' more Italian sausage than a meat lover's thick crust
 
Check us, fatter than a bucket of chicken
But packin' so much heat we'll make your gravy thicken
Beat thumps, heart pumps, Caddy jumps like a kangaroo
Spittin' fire so hot we could start our own barbecue
 
We like our ladies like a Chinese buffet
All you can eat, but still hungry by the end of the day
I may be stout, but I'm stout where it counts -- no doubt
Check the knockwurst in my pocket, you'll see what I'm about

We get those old schools because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Then get that soul food because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Whips use the most fuel because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat
Do what we s’posed to because we
Cadillac rollin’ fat