In-Con Sequential Art
Friday
Feb122010

Bounce

Bounce from this dead scene
Already killed the Spider Queen
Drow assassins -- Routine
Rollin’ twenties -- Know what I mean?

My Fighter’s level eighteen
My Sorcerer’s got mad spells
But White Wolf makes me daydream
I'm tired of this story tell

Toss the dice bag on the table -- gonna need dem bones for later
Grab the wallet and the key -- we going out, we getting found
Just another night on fire -- we keep it hot, who wants to burn
with C0splay and 3P

Check the namesake, boys, to an anime screening
Steady rappin' at the players, got the fan girls preening
C0splay trips on catnip with the honeys dressed as kitties
You know 3P digs on the bitches with big titties

We got three screens open -- you want Mecha or Lain?
I'm gonna pass on Inuyasha, got no need for Wolf's Rain
I stand firm on my belief Gundam Wing will rot your brain
So throw on some Cowboy Bebop, Jet and Spike will bring the pain

Get the blues but we make it through with Samurai Champloo
Ghost in the Shell; Demon City Shinjuku
Get this party started, pop in Urotsuki Doji
Got the ladies to the fellas on a ratio of Tenchi

Now the place is really bangin’, bring the noise with Fooley Cooley
Drinkin’ Sake with Sakura as I’m rubbing up on Yumi
Hear the sirens and the popo, it’s a Bubblegum Crisis
Shonen Jump off the stage like two Bobobo Bices 

Gotta BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear  
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

Bounce to the Bat Cave, tradin’ kitty ears for crucifixes
J-Pop on the radio gives way to Nine Inch Nails remixes
Ankh in my left hand, goblet in my right
Death*Star has arrived bitch, who rules the night!?

It’s the L-A-R-P, jibba, Live Action Role Play
Undeath courtesy of 3P0 and C0splay
Speakin’ of players, son, this game about to get played
Word to my fiends and lunatics, it's Vampire: the Masquerade

We’re catchin’ Wayne Static from the Prince of the city
Can we get outta trouble? Maybe, but the odds are pretty
Slim… they roll from one to itty bitty
But we mostly show for Toreadors with big titties

They call a blood hunt, can’t say we weren’t prepared
The sheriff and the scourge in pursuit, fangs bared
Running scared but the girlies care enough to let us run off
Hop into the Batmobile and vanish much like Malkav

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear 
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

Bounce from the game, got a set and can't forget 
Pull the Batmobile around, park it next to Fett's Vette
Tanuki at the door, play-by-play from MC Hawking
We’ll make your head a 'splode when Northwest Nerdcore is rockin’

MC-3PO, Jess Hart, doppleganger-ously
Close to an MC, Jesse Dangerously
C0splay, Steve Perry, not the midget from Journey
Mirrors Mr. Door, both wearin’ blazer and a derby

MC Router’s doin' shots, Nursehella got it goin' on
Gigahertz is drunk and dry humping Ultraklystron
On the deck Baddd Spelluh, Frontalot in the john
Optimus kicks it ballistic, cyberfistic on the Wackacons

YTCracker throwin' back a shot of jack with Shael Riley
Futuristic Sex Robots compliments of Dr. Wiley
Spit it hot, just like Beefy, drink a tub of Tabasco
Keep it rockin' on the Boardwalk, pump a fist when you pass go

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear 
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

Death*Star to the stage -- from MC Lars we take the microphone 
Vocal skills on par with Teddy Brown on the xylophone
Make you wail like a theremin, call us Clara Rockmore
Put your hands together for the Shakespeares of Nerdcore

Lighting up the stage like a Firefly’s engine
Complicating rhymes with the geeks that we mention
Alexei Pajitnov, Gary Gygax, Neil Gaiman
A pantheon of worthies too abstruse for the laymen

Laying down the fat rhymes every time we get eclectic
Drive 'em wild, make 'em frantic, like their brain's on Dianetics
All electric, apoplectic, got 'em bouncin' off the walls
Spit till the last one falls, stop in time for last call

After all is said and done, we’re left drinking, gettin’ plastered
Z1 camping for the drunk chicks and grinning like a bastard
MC Chris in the corner mackin’ on the buck tooth biddies
And Death*Star exits the bar with two bitches with big titties


Gotta BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear 
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario

BOUNCE -- like a Gummy Bear
BOUNCE -- pogo pogo pogo
BOUNCE -- like those trampoline
girls on the Man Show
BOUNCE – like a Tigger
BOUNCE – like an El Camino
BOUNCE –like a fireball
From the Brothers Mario